Gig etiquette #2

Please... just answer the bloody question.

OK… so working the crowd is an integral part of a rock star’s job description. However, when asked “so how’re you doin’ tonight?” or “you like that song?” scream, if you must. Or just answer the question, and say “Fine. Thanks for asking”. The correct response to this is not to repeatedly scream “[insert name of lead singer], I luuurrrvvvvve you…”

Especially in my ear.

If you want to tell him this, write it in a letter. Preferably with a return address, so that his lawyers know where to send the restraining order.

Thank you.